Job interview blunders happen not only in real life but in the Twitter world, too. Thus, as a job seeker or a headhunter, lighten up a little to ease your time as you learn a few ways to avoid making mistakes in an interview. Below are, rather, funny job interview tweets that will teach you what to do and what to avoid when you meet your interviewer.
Funny Job Interview Tweets
Interviewer: 'So where do you see yourself in 5-years time?'
Me: 'My biggest weakness? Probably not listening properly.'
— cluedont (@cluedont) September 18, 2013
HR: What's your best asset?
Me: I have an excellent memory.
HR: Give me an example.
Me: Of what?
— Super Wedgie (@permawedgie) January 12, 2015
*calls office back after setting up job interview* did you say at noon or on the moon?
— brent (@murrman5) July 15, 2015
[at job interview]
I'd really appreciate the opportunity to add working here to the list of things I complain about every day
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) January 22, 2015
Interviewer: "Any hobbies?"
Me: Well I hunt
I: "Very nice, what kinda animals?"
I: "You are hired"
— Kurtis Kelley (@kurtiskelley52) July 12, 2016
Interviewer : What are your expectations?
Me : Job.
Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job?
Me : Salary
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 4, 2013
If I ever have another job interview where they ask if I have any questions, I plan to go with, "Do you ever get really sad for no reason"
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) August 10, 2015
"where do u see yourself in ten years?"
idk. a hologram? that would be cool af
"oh hell yeah it would. when can u start"
— steve suckington (@SteveSuckington) March 1, 2016
‘I murder drifters and use their hair to make little dolls. Oh, you meant at work! My biggest weakness is that I’m a perfectionist.’
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) April 27, 2014
"What's your greatest strength?"
[interviewer presses intercom button] "Pat, please bring a flashlight in here"
— Jakob Huber (@jakob_huber) February 11, 2015
"What would be your main strength?"
Well, I can communicate with animals…
"Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"
They can't understand me.
— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) March 20, 2015
other job applicant: good luck
me: im gonna tell the boss you hate his hair
other job applicant: what
me loudly: I actually like his haircut
— brent (@murrman5) August 14, 2015
INTERVIEWER: Where do you see yourself in 4 years
ME: Why did you say 4 years instead of 5
INTERVIEWER: You're hired
— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) September 7, 2015
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Note: This list of hilarious job interview tweets doesn’t mean to ridicule or mock anyone in the labor market or workforce. Its main purpose is to give job hunters and recruiters a good laugh to ease their load.